K-I- S- S- I- N- G
Apparently Perez Hilton and John Mayer made out one night. And Perez is trying to make a publicity stunt out of it... I know, shocker, right?
Anyway, as you can only imagine John is saving face and saying it's not true. I guess Perez is going above and beyond and has orchestrated a Lie Detector to prove it did in fact happen.
Here it is on tape - thank you US Magazine!
http://www.usmagazine.com/perez-hilton-takes-lie_detector-test-on-john-mayer-kiss
From what I gather one night when John and Jessica Simpson were shagging, Jessica grabbed John's crotch while John was making out (WITH TONGUE) with Perez. ewwww. ewwww. ewwww.
No thank you.