3 posts tagged “john mayer”

K-I- S- S- I- N- G

Apparently Perez Hilton and John Mayer made out one night. And Perez is trying to make a publicity stunt out of it... I know, shocker, right?

Anyway, as you can only imagine John is saving face and saying it's not true. I guess Perez is going above and beyond and has orchestrated a Lie Detector to prove it did in fact happen.

Here it is on tape - thank you US Magazine!

http://www.usmagazine.com/perez-hilton-takes-lie_detector-test-on-john-mayer-kiss

From what I gather one night when John and Jessica Simpson were shagging, Jessica grabbed John's crotch while John was making out (WITH TONGUE) with Perez. ewwww. ewwww. ewwww.

No thank you.

Jessica, the dye won't make you smarter sweetie...

You and your beau ought to find a new hair stylist.

Bad hair

This is just my humble opinion (which I'm entitled to) and I'm sure I will have people telling me I'm crazy. I won't argue with that (I've been told many times I'm crazy)...

But I do NOT think John Mayer is that hot. I mean his music is great. But what is he doing with his hair?

Here's an example of his bad hair - as well as his response to Ryan Seacrest about Jessica Simpson