9 posts tagged “ick”

On my way to the market to pick up lunch... I stepped in vomit AND urine.

Thankfully I was wearing shoes (I haven't been shoe-less on SF streets in a long time... usually only happens after 2am).

K-I- S- S- I- N- G

Apparently Perez Hilton and John Mayer made out one night. And Perez is trying to make a publicity stunt out of it... I know, shocker, right?

Anyway, as you can only imagine John is saving face and saying it's not true. I guess Perez is going above and beyond and has orchestrated a Lie Detector to prove it did in fact happen.

Here it is on tape - thank you US Magazine!

http://www.usmagazine.com/perez-hilton-takes-lie_detector-test-on-john-mayer-kiss

From what I gather one night when John and Jessica Simpson were shagging, Jessica grabbed John's crotch while John was making out (WITH TONGUE) with Perez. ewwww. ewwww. ewwww.

No thank you.

Yes, those Brady girls! Rumor on the street is Marcia Brady (Maureen McCormick) and Jan Brady (Eve Plumb) did the nasty back in the day.

This just feels all sorts of dirty. I mean, they were sisters!!

And where was Alice when all of this was going down?

Marcia & jan sitting in a tree

Okay everyone.
All of your fitness questions have been answered with this:

What it God's name
caused this to be
made?

SO FUNNY>

I have to say, I'm NOT a big fan of toothpicks.

I mean, I understand the purpose they serve. Having food lodged between your teeth is not only an unpleasant sight but can be annoying and sometimes painful.

But what is the purpose behind SUCKING on a toothpick?

If you need to use a toothpick, I ask that you do it in private. Nobody wants to see you in action of digging shit out of your teeth. If you can't obtain the goal of getting the stuff out in a timely manner (4 seconds should be long enough), then PLEASE go to the rest room and take care of your business.

Today, I actually saw a guy walking down the street with a toothpick behind his ear! Do you think it's in case of a toothpick emergency, he has one "on hand"? It was BEHIND HIS EAR! The thought of that toothpick covered in ear wax makes me want to barf in my mouth.

I look at it this way: Qtips serve a purpose. They should be used to clean out your nose and ears. But you don't see people walking around town with a Qtip sticking out of their ear!

At what point did society deem it acceptable to support this toothpick craze?

What's your point of view on the toothpick? Am I being overly crass on this subject?

I think everyone should join the Just Say No To Toothpicks campaign. Think of all the trees we'll save!

Go floss America!

I don't know who this is; just some poor guy proving my point:

Toothpick

Jessica, the dye won't make you smarter sweetie...

You and your beau ought to find a new hair stylist.

Bad hair

Dear California Farmers:

First there was the E. coli outbreak that prevented me from eating bagged spinach and meant I couldn't enjoy spinach/artichoke dip.  Although, I guess I shouldn't complain too much considering I wasn't one of the more than 130 people that actually got sick from the spinach. And I didn't die.

Now there's MORE news.  I can't go to Taco Bell for fear I'll get sick from the scallions? What's a bean burrito without scallions?

That's okay, I'll forego Taco Bell and have something healthy... like Jamba Juice.

Ohhhh NO! I can't do that either. Apparently the frozen strawberries used are now making people sick. They've tested positive for Listeria monocytogenes! That does NOT sound good.

Here's an idea. Don't allow the cattle and pigs to poop where you're growing my food!

*Warning, this is somewhat gross*

Which elephant is this benefiting?