26 posts tagged “funny”
This week I've heard/read numerous "reports" about how big of a come back the 80's are having on people. And, mind you I DO have blue mascara and I couldn't love my leg warmers any more than I already do. But.... are you sitting down people.... PERMS??? HOME PERMS?? Apparently sales of the home perm have DOUBLED! Why??
What's next? jellies? Oh wait, I like my jellies so that was a bad example. Okay, I know... denim jackets with denim pants. Please stay away.
Happy Friday y'all.
Although, I wish it was sunday, cuz that's my fun day.
Um okay this is ONE way to make a music video...
Check out the fisherman sitting on the rocks (towards the end of the video).
Future Sex Tape In The Making...
If you ask me I think we'll be seeing Spencer and Heidi making their video-debut and Heidi will definitely be on her backside (or maybe not).
Look at her flailing her arms around. Fly Heidi, Fly!
(No pun intended but her song is titled Higher.)
And for those of you who are wondering who on earth Heidi Montag is: She's the bitchy girl that snubbed Lauren (LC) on the Hills. You know the blond bimbo that got a boobie job (and nose job) and is currently engaged to Spencer (with a fake ring he bought from a store that sells cheap handbags and hair scrunchies).
Okay everyone.
All of your fitness questions have been answered with this:
What it God's name
caused this to be
made?
SO FUNNY>
This is great...
WARNING:
This may not be suitable for blondes:
Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer.
A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and one of
the mechanics asked, "What is a
seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Here's what she was pointing to:
Here's a picture of him from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame/Beauty of Shame.
Isaac Mendez from Heroes:
And the Caveman from the Geico commercials:
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