7 posts tagged “confession”

two things. That way I don't need to confess anything tomorrow.

1st confession. On my way into work this morning, a woman was walking her dog. The dog stopped on the sidewalk mid-step and pooped. The woman was polite and stopped so the dog could finish. Once the job was done, they both proceeded to walk. I stopped the lady and told her she HAD to pick up the poop. And she looked at me as if I was talking to someone else. So finally I said it LOUDER and made sure other people around knew it was her dog that pooped! I think I embarrassed her enough that she finally picked it up.

2nd confession. I am wearing a skirt today. It's not short, but it is above the knee. And I forgot to wear a slip!!! DAMN YOU WIND!

That is all.

I really had to pee while I was talking on the phone.... I didn't want to be rude, so rather than wrapping it up, I did a silent pee while I was still on the call. I was just talking to my sister so it's not like it was a business call! That would be wrong.

Dear Vox, today I confess
I was doing so well today & had a salad for lunch then this afternoon...

I had THREE kitkats:-(

Give me a break, Give me  a break!

This is a bit boring - which is pretty indicative of my day.
But here's my confession for the day...

I can NOT do a Rubik’s Cube to save my life!
In fact, I actually remove the sticks and place them on the right square so they line up.
Presto.

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Somebody was approaching me and I didn't want to talk to her, so I quickly picked up my cell phone and pretended to be talking to someone.  And I made it sound important.

Dear Vox,
Today I confess: I wore socks that didn't match. Damn fluff and fold people tricked me!

This is my confession:

I had McDonalds for lunch today with Steve.
I had the #2 with an iced tea.

Yes, I enjoyed every single bite. No, I don't really feel that disgusting because I washed my hands, threw away the evidence and popped a mint.

I'll start the Reverse Diet on Monday.