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nobody@vox.com(rachel) — Tue, 06 May 2008 18:54:23 -0700

I saw this on the sidewalk this afternoon.
Perfect saying, perfect timing....

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OMG only in SF (and NY, Chicago, LA).....

nobody@vox.com(rachel) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:11:31 -0700

On my way to the market to pick up lunch... I stepped in vomit AND urine.

Thankfully I was wearing shoes (I haven't been shoe-less on SF streets in a long time... usually only happens after 2am).

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At baseball game

nobody@vox.com(rachel) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:31:43 -0700

Joey votto mr roboto....

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YAY!!!

nobody@vox.com(rachel) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:29:36 -0700

I don't want to jinx anything, but today, the MOST INCREDIBLE thing happened to me since I started blogging. I mean this is huge. Beyond huge. And I'm so excited I could wet myself.

More to come. Much more.

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seedless?

nobody@vox.com(rachel) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:38:52 -0700

Why do my seedless grapes have seeds?

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Phil won

nobody@vox.com(rachel) — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:35:48 -0700

Yeah phil won in 2 mins in the first round by rear naked choke hold!!

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High tea

nobody@vox.com(rachel) — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:53:29 -0700

Apparently a lot of people need a pick me up! Starbucks is hoppin'

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A question about Prostitutes

nobody@vox.com(rachel) — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:16:56 -0700

Do you think prostitutes get bored with sex?
I mean think about it, they have sex all the time. Same thing over and over and over again.

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Perez and John sitting in a tree...

nobody@vox.com(rachel) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:07:23 -0700

K-I- S- S- I- N- G

Apparently Perez Hilton and John Mayer made out one night. And Perez is trying to make a publicity stunt out of it... I know, shocker, right?

Anyway, as you can only imagine John is saving face and saying it's not true. I guess Perez is going above and beyond and has orchestrated a Lie Detector to prove it did in fact happen.

Here it is on tape - thank you US Magazine!

http://www.usmagazine.com/perez-hilton-takes-lie_detector-test-on-john-mayer-kiss

From what I gather one night when John and Jessica Simpson were shagging, Jessica grabbed John's crotch while John was making out (WITH TONGUE) with Perez. ewwww. ewwww. ewwww.

No thank you.

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Dear Vox Today I confess:

nobody@vox.com(rachel) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:02:07 -0700

two things. That way I don't need to confess anything tomorrow.

1st confession. On my way into work this morning, a woman was walking her dog. The dog stopped on the sidewalk mid-step and pooped. The woman was polite and stopped so the dog could finish. Once the job was done, they both proceeded to walk. I stopped the lady and told her she HAD to pick up the poop. And she looked at me as if I was talking to someone else. So finally I said it LOUDER and made sure other people around knew it was her dog that pooped! I think I embarrassed her enough that she finally picked it up.

2nd confession. I am wearing a skirt today. It's not short, but it is above the knee. And I forgot to wear a slip!!! DAMN YOU WIND!

That is all.

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