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Somebody was approaching me and I didn't want to talk to her, so I quickly picked up my cell phone and pretended to be talking to someone.  And I made it sound important.

Dear Vox,
Today I confess: I wore socks that didn't match. Damn fluff and fold people tricked me!

My new digs are at www.mmahotstuff.com

I've been dabbling in MMA blogging for a little bit here on Vox and I decided to try to make a living out of it. Or rather  get some press passes out of it some day. Hey, one can dream.

That mmahotstuff.com site is where I'll now be spending most of my blogging time.

Anyway, feel free to check it out. Feedback is always welcome.

Thanks. Vox on!

xoox

Mmahotstuff

I found this guy in my shower. The spider doesn't look that big in the photo but I assure you he's a monster! I'm leaving him be. I figure he must be thirsty and this is as close to giving him water
as I get. I hope he then leaves.

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As life passes me by, I rarely take or find the time to read my whole neighbors page on Vox. But on a day like today, where I have a low grade fever, an achy body and want to do nothing but stay in my warm comfy bed, I see this as an opportunity to get caught up.

What I see:

I see someone's mom as she's going through chemo... with a smile on her face mind you. She's a strong woman.

I see lots of people moving. Some first time home buyers (congrats), and some neighbors are "Movin' On Up"

I see recaps of dates. Some good, some not so good.

Animals. All Cute and cuddly. Except the information on how to boycott seal hunting - that's NOT cute - Please sign the petitions!  Stop the clubbing!

One neighbor is kicking her pot smoking habit. One day at a time.

Favorite quotes.

Babies and kids!  They're all so great, especially when they're virtual. I kid. I kid. Who doesn't heart babies?

Tweets - so many tweets it gives me a tooth ache.

Pornography. Thank you.

Mobile posts - it's like tweets that you can see rather than just read.

Aspiring artists that will make it big one day.

So, thank you Vox Neighbors for making this sick day a little brighter.

Vox on.

p.s I also see the WYSIWYG editor is still the same ol same ol. Sorry if the text looks beat up.

This week I've heard/read numerous "reports" about how big of a come back the 80's are having on people. And, mind you I DO have blue mascara and I couldn't love my leg warmers any more than I already do.  But.... are you sitting down people.... PERMS??? HOME PERMS?? Apparently sales of the home perm have DOUBLED! Why??

What's next? jellies? Oh wait, I like my jellies so that was a bad example. Okay, I know... denim jackets with denim pants. Please stay away.

Happy Friday y'all.

Although, I wish it was sunday, cuz that's my fun day.

I thought they were going to show us new episodes of The Hills... I'm still waiting!

Until then, enjoy this.

Oh the drama!

I'm at a high school speaking to the FBLA (future business leaders of america) group and somebody stopped me and asked to see my hall pass. I haven't been asked that question in YEARS! I feel old today

a really bad idea.

How in Gods name did I forget to take my contacts out before bed last night? I woke up this morning thinking, hmmm my eyes feel a little dry. 

Then, like every morning, I got up to put my contacts in... but didn't see them in the contact case. Then I looked in the mirror and there they were. In my eyes. DaddddGummmit!

Not the way I wanted to start my day.

I think everyone and their mother saw the original joke from Sarah Silverman to her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel? You know, the video about her f*cking Matt Damon? 

Well, here's Jimmy's way of getting back at her... by f*cking Matt's boyfriend Ben Affleck. I think it's funnier than the original....

What are your thoughts? Which one is funnier?