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Apparently Perez Hilton and John Mayer made out one night. And Perez is trying to make a publicity stunt out of it... I know, shocker, right?

Anyway, as you can only imagine John is saving face and saying it's not true. I guess Perez is going above and beyond and has orchestrated a Lie Detector to prove it did in fact happen.

Here it is on tape - thank you US Magazine!

http://www.usmagazine.com/perez-hilton-takes-lie_detector-test-on-john-mayer-kiss

From what I gather one night when John and Jessica Simpson were shagging, Jessica grabbed John's crotch while John was making out (WITH TONGUE) with Perez. ewwww. ewwww. ewwww.

No thank you.

two things. That way I don't need to confess anything tomorrow.

1st confession. On my way into work this morning, a woman was walking her dog. The dog stopped on the sidewalk mid-step and pooped. The woman was polite and stopped so the dog could finish. Once the job was done, they both proceeded to walk. I stopped the lady and told her she HAD to pick up the poop. And she looked at me as if I was talking to someone else. So finally I said it LOUDER and made sure other people around knew it was her dog that pooped! I think I embarrassed her enough that she finally picked it up.

2nd confession. I am wearing a skirt today. It's not short, but it is above the knee. And I forgot to wear a slip!!! DAMN YOU WIND!

That is all.

Dear vox Today I confess
I parked in a handicap spot. I know I know. I hate wwhen people do that. But I was quick!

I really had to pee while I was talking on the phone.... I didn't want to be rude, so rather than wrapping it up, I did a silent pee while I was still on the call. I was just talking to my sister so it's not like it was a business call! That would be wrong.

Dear Vox, today I confess
I was doing so well today & had a salad for lunch then this afternoon...

I had THREE kitkats:-(

Give me a break, Give me  a break!

This is a bit boring - which is pretty indicative of my day.
But here's my confession for the day...

I can NOT do a Rubik’s Cube to save my life!
In fact, I actually remove the sticks and place them on the right square so they line up.
Presto.

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But more of a random thought.

Its amazing how going to a coffee shop can bring back so many vivid memories of a long lost friend. Nina died over two years ago and everytime I see a blond girl with her hair up in an oversized sweater at the grove, I hope its her. I need to find a new coffee shop.

Today I confess: I put my headphones on just so I wouldn't have to talk to the lady giving me my pedicure. Why don't they know after going to see them every weekend for the last two years this is my time that I like to relax? they forced me to be rude!

Dear Vox, Today I confess
I totally chickened out!I was going to ride the rail in the park (snowboarding) but froze :-(

Dear Vox, today I confess:
At the gym on the stair climber when the machine asked for my age, I said 27.