Don't poop on my food...

Dear California Farmers:

First there was the E. coli outbreak that prevented me from eating bagged spinach and meant I couldn't enjoy spinach/artichoke dip.  Although, I guess I shouldn't complain too much considering I wasn't one of the more than 130 people that actually got sick from the spinach. And I didn't die.

Now there's MORE news.  I can't go to Taco Bell for fear I'll get sick from the scallions? What's a bean burrito without scallions?

That's okay, I'll forego Taco Bell and have something healthy... like Jamba Juice.

Ohhhh NO! I can't do that either. Apparently the frozen strawberries used are now making people sick. They've tested positive for Listeria monocytogenes! That does NOT sound good.

Here's an idea. Don't allow the cattle and pigs to poop where you're growing my food!