On my way to the market to pick up lunch... I stepped in vomit AND urine.
Thankfully I was wearing shoes (I haven't been shoe-less on SF streets in a long time... usually only happens after 2am).
I don't want to jinx anything, but today, the MOST INCREDIBLE thing happened to me since I started blogging. I mean this is huge. Beyond huge. And I'm so excited I could wet myself.
More to come. Much more.
Do you think prostitutes get bored with sex?
I mean think about it, they have sex all the time. Same thing over and over and over again.
K-I- S- S- I- N- G
Apparently Perez Hilton and John Mayer made out one night. And Perez is trying to make a publicity stunt out of it... I know, shocker, right?
Anyway, as you can only imagine John is saving face and saying it's not true. I guess Perez is going above and beyond and has orchestrated a Lie Detector to prove it did in fact happen.
Here it is on tape - thank you US Magazine!
http://www.usmagazine.com/perez-hilton-takes-lie_detector-test-on-john-mayer-kiss
From what I gather one night when John and Jessica Simpson were shagging, Jessica grabbed John's crotch while John was making out (WITH TONGUE) with Perez. ewwww. ewwww. ewwww.
No thank you.
two things. That way I don't need to confess anything tomorrow.
1st confession. On my way into work this morning, a woman was walking her dog. The dog stopped on the sidewalk mid-step and pooped. The woman was polite and stopped so the dog could finish. Once the job was done, they both proceeded to walk. I stopped the lady and told her she HAD to pick up the poop. And she looked at me as if I was talking to someone else. So finally I said it LOUDER and made sure other people around knew it was her dog that pooped! I think I embarrassed her enough that she finally picked it up.
2nd confession. I am wearing a skirt today. It's not short, but it is above the knee. And I forgot to wear a slip!!! DAMN YOU WIND!
That is all.
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